Discover Your Potential with Pearl-Schett University’s

"Build-a-GPA” Calculator

At Pearl-Schett University, we believe GPA isn't just a number—it's a reflection of your creative genius, quirky habits, and ability to masterfully navigate the art of doing just enough (or less). That's why we created the Build-a-GPA Calculator, a revolutionary tool that takes traditional academic metrics and turns them on their head.

Here’s how it works:

Customize Your Path to Success

Instead of asking about boring grades and rigid course schedules, our calculator lets you input meaningful factors like:

  • Nap Efficiency: Did your 20-minute power naps make you unstoppable, or did you "accidentally" sleep through your final?

  • Procrastination Mastery: Whether you wrote an essay the night before or convinced the professor to give you an extension, your creativity earns points.

  • Snack Choices: Fueling your brain with chips, energy drinks, or gourmet coffee deserves recognition.

Embrace Your Unique Style

Pearl-Schett's Build-a-GPA Calculator celebrates your individuality by incorporating playful metrics, such as:

  • Charisma Score: For those who can talk their way out of trouble—or into an A.

  • Club Participation: Whether you led the Nap Society or joined one meeting for free pizza, you’ve got credit coming.

Why Use the Build-a-GPA Calculator?

Because at Pearl-Schett University, we believe success isn’t just about academics—it’s about mastering the art of life with style, humor, and individuality. The Build-a-GPA Calculator is your chance to redefine achievement by embracing what truly matters:

  • Creativity: Showcase your unique way of navigating challenges (like writing an essay in meme format).

  • Resourcefulness: Highlight your ability to turn procrastination into productivity and snacks into fuel.

  • Authenticity: Celebrate your quirks, from nap efficiency to unmatched snack strategies.

At PSU, your GPA isn’t just a number—it’s a reflection of how you Pearl-Schett with brilliance and flair.

When it comes to success, there’s only one way to Pearl-Schett!

Try It Now!

***The Build-a-GPA Calculator is satire that mocks the academic obsession with grades while celebrating the humor and creativity of students who would rather have fun than cram for finals.***